You point with your lips.
You drink coffee before you go to sleep.
You owe money to at least four people.
Your primary language is broken English.
You wake up in the wee hours of the morning yelling "BINGO!"
You say "use to" rather than "used to"
There was a time when you used to keemoochly look at the underwear section of
the Sears catalogue (sometimes you still do...)
You know how to make a homemade slingshot (rubber cleaning gloves and branches"
You learn anything about everything on the radio
When somebody falls down, you laugh first, then ask if they're okay.
Most of the knowledge you've gained about the world abroad comes from watching Sesame Street.
Your local mechanic's garage is his front yard.
Such a small community, you're on a first name basis with the entire NAPS crew.
You know your dialect so well and can usually tell what rez another Indian is from based upon their speech and facial features.
One of the main words in your vocabulary is "eeee"
You know people by their nicknames and sometimes forget their "real" names.
You can entertain yourself with a flyswatter.
You think a hangnail is where you hang your jacket.
You' re scared of midgets.
You use wooden pallets as your doorsteps.

*this is just some of the did you know*